Ex Astris Scientia

Anonymous asked:

my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much

Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals

i have flea spray for my cats (it’s organic and like no chemicals we good) and the label says “works on horses, cats, dogs, humans, and other pets!” and im fughsn

im just imagining someone trapping a whole ass person in a bathroom or something and spraying them down while they hiss at you

i dont do that with the cats i put it on my hands and pet it into their fur they actually love it or ill put it on a cat brush and brush it in they go fuckin nuts for that shit

Anonymous asked:

What kind of pets have you had?

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

rats
mice
gerbils
hamsters
miniature hamsters
goldfish
painted turtles
parakeets
parrots
cats
dogs
pigs
calfs
crawdads
ants
frogs
toads
miniature horses
salamanders
bobcat, once
tortoise, once
deer
elk
moose
buffalo
gardener snake, as I was rehabbing it

i really love animals

Anonymous asked:

I don't agree about gmos but can we team up to steal dogs/cats from vegans who try and make their pets vegan too bc THOSE ppl need some slaps upside the goddamn head

My question is why don’t you agree about GMOs? I’m genuinely curious.

In this area of Istanbul they have a lot of feral cats and this one is named Mrap Mrap after the noise it makes and immediately begins yelling at the camera people for pets the second it recognizes them it’s so cute

Youtube

kaijuno

agni-bi

omgciochemipiace

🤣🤣🤣

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

ironedorchid

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

agni-bi

This is the elephant equivalent of pretending to throw the ball and hiding it behind your back

kawaii-pigeon

kaijuno

Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.

kaijuno

Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.