Ex Astris Scientia — I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
astergenius
myothertardisisonthemun

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

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It’s full of plastic bread clips

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It’s for Science

myothertardisisonthemun

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

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There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

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They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

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Yay for citizen science 👍

numberlover1729

wtf?

myothertardisisonthemun

Update:

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meckamecha

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

gallusrostromegalus

HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.

shitacademicswrite

I want to know all about this, and also what kingdom of taxonomy Occlupanids are in. Also I just got the meaning of Occlupanid.

occlu–to close 
pan–bread
Occlupanid = a specimen of “bread-closers” 

EDIT: I am now reading their website, and:

Class Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread) are placed under the Kingdom Microsynthera, of the Phylum Plasticae. Occlupanids share phylum Plasticae with “45” record holders, plastic juice caps, and other often ignored small plastic objects.

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microsynthera would be small manmade items. this implies a kingdom macrosynthera, of larger manmade items. i want to see a full taxonomic tree. Also, I want to say that the difference between macro and micro is whether it’s bigger or smaller than a breadbox, but based on the above, small soda bottles would be macro, so probably not, sadly.

shitacademicswrite

I… may have sent HORG an email.

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I am fucking loving this