Ex Astris Scientia — This clickbait is literally SO funny because while...

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Ex Astris Scientia

27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

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frostedpuffs

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

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Anonymous asked:

red on yellow kill a fellow, red on black friend of jack! (the coral snake/milk snake rhyme! not the same anon i just wanted to share the rhyme in case peeps didn’t know it! and i agree snakes are awesome!)

I remember learning that in elementary school lol

Anonymous asked:

So the comic with the girl and the snakes is essentially about a girl being dropped in a world of pretty beastmen and since she's the most attractive woman in the world they all want her. I read like part of one chapter and hated it. I've seen other adds where she gets with a snake dude and has eggs i guess????? Part of me wants to read the full thing out of morbid curiousity.

yo what the fuck

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Well ferrets are basically a cross between a cat and a friendly snake… so not a big reach there. :)

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Friendly snakes 💕💕💕

Anonymous asked:

we have pretty cool snakes in the mid Atlantic. eastern diamondback rattlesnakes, they get to be like 7 feet long, pretty badass

We have a short n fat little venomous snake in Michigan and I think he’s cute

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