27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i painted………………. a boy.
This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones.
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
You get used to painting with only one hand.
Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:
So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
Yep, Mischief thinks the painting project is really a cat playground
He’s correct.
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable
Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency
[ID: A tweet by Jen 🌈 🐬 @mockingnerd that reads: “’Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs’ is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium.” /End ID]
