Ex Astris Scientia — this and the neapolitan ice cream post are...

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cannibalchicken

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panicatthe21falloutromance

this and the neapolitan ice cream post are twins

tycwi

The… Neapolitan ice cream post…?

panicatthe21falloutromance

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here’s one i found on google images

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hey wait a minute the manhorse looks familiar-

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3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat

This post is like being kneed in the groin multiple times.

sliced-grapes

Please don’t forget about the Oreo video

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N O

potatotrash0

…oreo video?

mama-mayako

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first donut pic, feeling kinda shy please be kind

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wouldn’t it be insane if you took a picture of your foot squished down into the middle of the donut, covered in frosting and sprinkles, with frosting squishing out btween ur toes lmao could you iamgine 

unless........

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sir hello ?

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haha wow dang so I guess you imageied huh haha

but I’m totally not into that stuff jajaja weeeeiiiiiirrrrrrddddd

but liek just imagine some of the frosting and sprinkles like squishing up onto your toe though hahahaaaa ::embarassed emoji::

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