27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
that hozier tweet going around that's like "never got that ride to church" is fake (obviously, it doesn't sound like him at all) and honestly i'm offended on hozier's behalf bc he is so much funnier than that
here are just a few selections from my "hozier tweets" tag:
please appreciate this man
MISTER HOZIER SIR
Hey folks you wanna know the circumstances in which this tweet first came into my life pun very much intended? I was filing my taxes, and being a zillennial I thought I’d flip through Twitter on a downmoment, and let me tell you that there is no greater emotional whiplash than seeing Hozier confirm his song is about biblical nut seconds before an accountant needs your attention to let you know your GST return is $69
On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover
so ur telling me they just say go rail hozier. Mood
Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?
Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...
Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?
Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!!!
anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church
He recently invaded an apartment block with a bunch of homeless people and barricaded it from being retaken by the cops to protest Ireland’s disgusting treatment of the homeless and highlight the crisis we’re facing
It was fucking awesome
wtf I love hozier now
