I thought this was about politics before i thought of dnd
you’re right either way tbh
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[ID a tweet by Ethan Dowden aka theejdude that reads: you may think playing Dungeons and Dragons is about going into dungeons and fighting dragons, but it’s actually me and my friend rolling dice to find out which of us a make-believe horse likes more. END ID]
So our dungeons and dragons group are facing their first ever dragon and I didn’t have a minifigure for it so…
TOOT TOOT
For my 21st birthday we were joking about going bar hopping but playing dungeons and dragons irl So we’d fuckin have like random number generators on our phones and then if we roll a one we have to punch them but if we roll a 20 we have to try to bang them
kids these days are all adventure zone this and critical role that back in my day we went outside and role played naruto in the woods
Anonymous asked:
space mom my sister just showed a sexual roleplay instagram account. for. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. THEY RP THAT LITTLE BIRTANY RAT AND THAY HGAVE OVER 4000 POSTS AND OVER 200S FOLLOWERS AND SHE FOUND HER FRIEND COMMENTING ON ONE OF THEIR POSTS THEY ROLEPLAY SEX WITH ALIVN AND THE CHIPMUHNSKS. ROLE PLAY SEX. ALvIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.
NO NO BO NONKN MKB KON NO. NO. NONNO NO
Anonymous asked:
I just want to complain to someone so here I am and you don't have to read this if you don't want to cause it's just rambling from some random guy throwing a hissy fit but I've roleplayed a lot in my life, ever since I was little, and I finally (1)
Started to die down. I have tons of roleplay blogs on tumblr and I put them all on hiatus because I just can’t fucking write anymore, not like I used to, but my significant other keeps wanting to roleplay with me and I don’t think i told them (2)
About not really being able to write anymore so I’ve just been going with it because whatever, they don’t give long responses anyway so it’s not a big deal. But it’s been literally sucking up all of my time because they almost never sleep and all (3)
They want to do is write and so I’ve been dealing with writing every waking hour for like two weeks now and so I’m already irritated and tired right? And then they have this one character that’s basically depressed all the time and they wanted (4)
Their other character to kind of bully the depressed character (whom one of my characters was trying to help mentally) into a suicide attempt which is really fucked up and like. Man i don’t know usually I’m not so easily swayed by this shit but (5??)
Also this is rambling anon and I’m going to sleep so if u do decide to read and/or respond to that giant wad of shit can u please tag it with something like idk “rambling anon” or something idc so that I can see it when I wake up? If not that’s cool
Yes hello I was sleeping as well. Just tell them that you don’t really feel like writing so much anymore? Tell them how you feel? Tell them the situation doesn’t make you comfortable, maybe?
In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
MASTERLIST OF SPANISH SLANG TERMS ~
This is based of this other wonderful masterlist based on French slang terms. There aren't many people out there who rp characters that are Spanish or have Spanish background; but this masterlist is essentially in case someone would want to roleplay those kinds of characters or have their character be learning Spanish. Or maybe you just want to learn some Spanish slang, it's all cool. I'm Spanish myself so I'd say I have a pretty good idea of this. Also reminder that Spanish slang (as in from Spain) may have nothing to do with the Spanish you'd find in places from Latin America since they have different cultures and even words. Anyways, here we go:
BASIC STUFF
- 'Hola' - Hi / hello.
- 'Buenos días' - Good morning.
- 'Buenas tardes' - Good afternoon.
- 'Buenas noches' - Good night.
- '¿Qué tal?' - How are you?
- 'Vale / De acuerdo' - Agreement.
- 'Dios mío' - (Oh) my God.
- 'Genial' - Cool.
- 'Increíble' - Awesome.
- '¿Qué?' - What?
- '¿Por qué?' - Why?
- '¿Estás seguro?' - Are you sure?
- 'Vaya disparate' - That’s nonsense.
- '¡Para!' - Stop!
- '¡¿Qué haces?!' - What are you doing?!
- 'Adiós' - Goodbye / Bye.
- 'Ten cuidado' - Be careful.
- 'Cuídate' - Take care.
SLANG AND ABREVIATURES YOU'D USE
- 'Chaval' - Dude. / 'ese tío/chaval' - That dude.
- 'Chavala' - Chick. / ‘esa tía/chavala’ - That chick.
- 'Morir de risa' - Dying of laughter.
- ‘Mearse de risa’ - Pissing of laughter.
- 'Poli(cía)' - Police / Cops.
- 'Insti(tuto)' - High school.
- 'Uni(versidad)' - University
- 'No tengo pasta' - I’ve got no money.
- 'Un madero' - A police man / A cop.
- 'Niñato / Niñata' - Bratty kid.
- 'Q / K / Qe / Ke' (Que) - What.
- 'X' (Por) - So?
ROMANTIC THINGS AND STUFF
- 'Te amo' - I love you.
- 'Te quiero' - * There’s no word in English to translate this since it’d be said as I love you too but ‘Te quiero’ would mean less than ‘Te amo’.
- 'Te adoro / Me encantas' - I adore you.
- 'Te quiero a ti / Te deseo' - I want you / I desire you.
- 'Mi amor' - My love.
- 'Amor' - Love.
- 'Mi niña' - My baby girl.
- 'Mi niño' - My baby boy.
- 'Cariño' - Honey / Love / Dear / Baby / Babe.
- 'Preciosa / Guapa' - Beautiful.
- 'Precioso / Guapo' - Handsome.
- '(Mi) Princesa' - (My) Princess.
- '(Mi) Principe' - (My) Prince.
- '(MI) Reina' - (My) Queen.
- '(Mi) Rey' - (My) King.
- 'Novio' - Boyfriend.
- 'Novia' - Girlfriend.
- 'Prometido' - Fiance.
- 'Prometida' - Fiancée.
- 'Marido / Esposo' - Husband.
- 'Mujer / Esposa' - Wife.
- 'Mi pareja' - My partner (unisex).
INSULTING AND CURSING
- '¡Idiota!' - Idiot!
- 'Estúpido' - Stupid. (male) / ‘Estúpida’ - Stupid (female).
- 'Mierda' - Shit.
- 'Tonto / Tonta' - Dumb.
- 'Tonto/Tonta del culo' - Dumbass.
- 'Gilipollas' - You dick / jerk / idiot / asshole.
- 'Joder' - Fuck.
- 'Que te jodan / que te follen' - Fuck you.
- 'Puta / guarra / zorra' - Bitch.
- 'Friki' - Freak.
- 'Subnormal / Anormal' - There’s no direct words in English but it’d be like calling someone even more dumb than dumb itself.
- 'Me cago en Dios' - No words for this in English but translated literally would be shitting on God. So the closest translation as swearing would be fucking God.
- 'Me cago en todo' - As I said above, literal translation would be shitting on everything. But the closest translation as swearing would be fuck everything.
- 'Puta mierda' - Fucking shit.
- Add 'de mierda' to whatever you think is crappy or shitty. Like for example: Shitty food = ‘Comida de mierda’.
These would be most principal ones but there are more, actually. If you have any doubts you can come to askbox and I'll most definitely answer you.
getcha jerma crying on stream pride icons here, you gay fucks
this is NOT the full story the context is he was doing a bit about dudes in the gym listening to music in their headphones so loud that you can hear it, he decided to roleplay it out with like. the “remember me for centuries” song and tried to act like a normal human while his earbuds were fucking BLARING this song, loud enough that it was getting picked up by the stream mic, and his chat convinced him to do other songs and he eventually layered fart and scream sounds and started bawling NOT JUST because it was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL, NOT JUST that it was funny fart and scream noises, but because of the mental image of some ripped old gym dude walking past you and you hear fart and scream compilation blaring out of his earbuds like thats normal and youre left to wonder what the fuck is wrong with that person