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I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination
I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
The warm water of the ocean did what now
In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will
on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.
This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause
Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens
…explainnn
america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest
mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight
twilight gets a movie deal
michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films
a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre
michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works
neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus
neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends
years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale
My favourite example of the domino effect
Allow me to explain:
black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad
twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane
Ha more like
Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?
Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.
holy fuck
I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:
For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.
Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.
