ewan mcgregor is still alive and breathing how are you gonna cast michael fastandfurious as obi wan kenobi???? it doesn’t make sense!!! it doesn’t add up!!!! the pieces just don’t fit!!!
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Girls don’t want boys.
Girls want an Obi Wan Kenobi spinoff movie starring Ewan McGregor.
Signs as Prequel Star Wars Characters
- Padme Amidala: Cancer and Aquarius
- Anakin Skywalker: Leo and Scorpio
- Obi Wan Kenobi: Virgo and Libra
- Qui Gon Jinn: Taurus and Sagittarius
- Darth Maul: Aries and Capricorn
- Jar Jar Binks: Gemini and Pisces
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies
It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor
Annie Leibovitz’s 2005 Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover
From left: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, master and commander George Lucas, Natalie Portman, Yoda, Darth Vader, R2-D2, Anthony Daniels as C-3P0, Samuel L. Jackson, Jar Jar Binks, Jimmy Smits, Christopher Lee, Liam Neeson, Pernilla August, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, General Grievous, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca, and Mark Hamill.
in case you were wondering what my favorite star wars gif is
its this one
It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.
But since the inauguration, I get it.
Also, it’s been just over a month since the inauguration, and for Obi-Wan Kenobi it’s been around 228 months. No wonder the guy looks so fucking old.
Darth Vader: (On Twitter) Obi Wan is trying to spread lies and claim I am a “Master of Evil” and “More Machine than man”. Sad! Very dishonest Jedi living on a Terrible Sand Planet!
Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs
- he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)
- he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)
- he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)
- he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)
- and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Obi-Wan is a menace
considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost
one might even call him
a phantom menace
hey! hey! no
maybe the real phantom menace was the limbs we chopped along the way
screw the Han Solo single i want the adventure of Obi Wan Kenobi Misidentifying Creatures Across the Galaxy