Ex Astris Scientia — This is my big fat stupid, Ollie. One time we set...

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This is my big fat stupid, Ollie.

One time we set down a half-full trash bag by the kitchen door while he watched and he straight up panicked for about an hour, pacing, screaming, and jumping 3 feet in the air if someone nearby made a sound until it got taken out. Then he avoided that part of the kitchen for days, under the assumption the bag was coming back for him.