There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
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Things I love:
- “ I’m jUST tAKing the wHOLe thing !”
- The REVEAL
- “My friends actually call me Liv.”
- Every time she says “Peter”
- The yoga ball
- Miles using his spider-stick to cling onto the computer
- “We don’t need the monitor.”
- Miles jump-slipping through the closing door
- Yeets the bagel at a science man
- Bagel is an onomatopoeia
- Miles noises
- The spiderman mask emote as he says “Intense life-threatening pressure”
- Just the all background music, all of it.
- The forest aesthetic, the birds chirping, the snow physics
- Doc being extra just rips an entire tree in half
- Miles being clutch but still keeping the tension up
- “Thwip!” “and release!”
- Guitar kicks in, y’all immediately know what’s up
- She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll punch a scientist in the face
- The entire movie
- The tiny smile on Doc’s face when she realizes there is a third Spider and what that means, before she gets her ass kicked
- The cute little shuffling as Gwen gets her feet in position on the branch
- The whole fucking movie
I’m glad my mom shares in my absurdism sense of humor because spiderman is on tv and my step dad was like “ah here comes the sand man” and my mom and I are in the kitchen and I mumble “he eats the sand” and my mom just started cackling
When I was 4 years old I told my mom I wanted to do three things in my life:
1. Invent teleportation
2. Eradicate wasps
3. Be spiderman
and I refuse to let my mother or 4 year old me down
“average superhero gets 3 films a day” factoid actualy just statistical error. average superhero gets 0 films per year. Spiderman Georg, who lives in a cave & gets over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur
I guess I got the human halves of my parents.
My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.





