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Everytime I hear "a 9/11 a day," I revert back to 13 and need to sit down for a moment til I can breathe again.
As of May 7, 2020, 76,503 Americans are confirmed dead of COVID-19. To put this in perspective:
- 58, 209 Americans died in the Vietnam War (1961-1975)
- 54, 246 Americans died in the Korean War (1950-1953)
- 25, 000 Americans died in the American Revolution (1775-1783)
- 15, 000 Americans died in the War of 1812 (1812-1815)
- 13, 283 Americans died in the Mexican-American War (1846-1848)
- 4,576 Americans died in the Iraq War (2003-2011)
Also: The annual number of deaths in the USA from infectious disease is about 75,000. That’s twelve months’ worth of deaths. We are slightly over the annual death count for infectious disease after only four months and seven days.
Don’t kid yourself that this is normal. This is not even remotely normal.
The toilet rolls purchased after COVID-19 and the panic buying are smaller than the ones purchased before
Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.
It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.
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I beg your pardon
Map of countries according to the COVID-19 fatality rate (number of deaths / number of total reported cases), Mar. 29.
Where is that stupid nasty bitch who went and stole bones last January, I’m gonna go whoop her ass to hell and back for cursing us like this in 2016
lol shes still on here having fits whenever people mention her bone theft
aren’t you that wannabe antifeminist who tries too hard yet still no one likes..?
Give it up LFM your own brother sold you out
You stole human bones and then tried to act like you had the moral high ground, lied out of your ass and got caught
Keep crying though, it amuses me
“Keep crying though, it amuses me”
I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried LMAO
Nah but you made up some bullshit about having ancestors buried in NOLA just fine
Your comment didn’t hit home. Please next time add “triggered yet?” Or “haha… kid” or something equally as cringey because right now you peaked at “keep crying though, it amuses me”
Aw someones mad, seems like my comment DID hit home after all.
You can call me cringy all you like, but of the two of us, I’m not the one who got caught stealing bones and lying, got put on blast by her own family and hid in florida, and has to spend like what, 5 years on probabtion
“Aw someones mad” THERE WE GO
Don’t you have a meeting with your probation officer you need to get to?
Hmm.. ‘don’t you have another X to go to’ is a little dated… however it isn’t quite as laughably neckbeard as ‘keep crying though, it amuses me’. Overall this was probably the most genuinely non-cringe insult you’ve come up with so far.
Good job! Keep it up and maybe the big antifeminists who you look up to so badly will finally give you the time of day.
Oh sweetheart. I’d rrather be a neckbeard than a convicted criminal whose own family is so embarrassed by her they told news crews shes a liar and a scumbag.
Really? I wouldn’t.
Pause: why aint this bitch still in jail. Why aint papa legba get her ass. Why they let the bone theif go?
Stop every time I see your username I remember the times when you weren’t an entitled bitch and it makes me sad :(. Ugh throwback :(.
I literally never interacted with you a day in my life or remember you in my notes at all
“And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee” rip :(
This bitch nuts lmaoooo
You got too pray to Baron Cimetiere, not Papa Legba, hell just call on any of the Ghede Loa and get this girl’s bone stealing ass punished
What the hell is going on
That girl who stole bones from a black graveyard at the beginning of the year and was such a piece of shit her own family called her out on her bullshit is trying to act like she aint do nothing wrong.
Since the bone shit was the first big weird thing of 2016 people blame her for putting a curse on the year
No i gathered that I’m trying to figure out why she talks like a redpill reddit stereotype
this is a lot
i feel god in this neopets thread
taylorkinz asked:
My family is super stubborn about illness lol when my mom had RSV we practically had to drag her kicking and screaming to the hospital
Anonymous asked:
I think quarantine has driven the Mcelroy brothers insane, I don't think they even know what's happening on their podcast anymore
it didn’t start with quarantine im p sure











