Boys will be boys
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
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Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies
i always wondered about the star wars universe how history is so easily forgotten like “oh so they stories were true?” yes rey!! have you never seen holos? anything? “who was my dad” are u kidding me luke what happened to ur dad is like the modern day equivalent of obama dismembering donald trump with a katana inside a volcano but then! i remembered! look at their fucking data of the death star plans its a fucking floppy disk and look at scariff they put all their records on EVEN MORE awkward and inconvenient floppy disks imagine having to carry around a suitcase full of fucking vhs sized floppy disks and they all look alike!! no labeling! are those the plans to the death star or a recipe for a space casserole? who knows! no wonder history is lost so easily jesus
in case you were wondering what my favorite star wars gif is

its this one
This photo of Obi-Wan Kenobi holding baby Luke looks like a man trying to sneak a large burrito into a movie theater
It used to bother me a little that Star Wars characters talked as if the Empire had been around forever (”before the dark times”, Obi-Wan says, exhausted) when the prequels tell us it’s only been about twenty years.
But since the inauguration, I get it.
Also, it’s been just over a month since the inauguration, and for Obi-Wan Kenobi it’s been around 228 months. No wonder the guy looks so fucking old.
Darth Vader: (On Twitter) Obi Wan is trying to spread lies and claim I am a “Master of Evil” and “More Machine than man”. Sad! Very dishonest Jedi living on a Terrible Sand Planet!
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker