Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, I’ll keep 6 feet away.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she’s brought us down today.

Who else is feeling morbid today?

Grandma and Mama, always 6 feet away

‘Cause Mama brought Rhona home to stay with us.

Hiding away, hiding away, keeping 6 feet away

Hiding away, hiding away, Rhona brought them down today.

Because the original wasn’t depressing enough, I added another verse to add the obvious death at the end