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ssundiall:
“ ministryofsillytalks:
“ ssundiall:
“ yesterdaysprint:
“ Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950
”
damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?
”
you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day...

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aeriialace

pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

bleutempete

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

pensivelyplayfulme

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

aspiritualstate aspiritualstate

GI JOEEEEEE

akolnoix

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

theultravioletcatastrophe

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

kingknife

FUCK

thug

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

stripesandteeth

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

drawyourocslikethis drawyourocslikethis

What about -

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

tamhonks

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

weaponizedhorse

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

moriahari

The ancient times

masqueraccoon

Llamas with Hats

stokerbramwell

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

bemusedlybespectacled

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

broccali-deactivated20180224

pantyhouse

assembling evidence that Paris Hilton is into vintage radios & is also a radically different person than you may have assumed

freckles42

Hi yes, let me tell you about my encounters with Paris Hilton.

First time I was at a Harry Potter Los Angeles meet-up at the Grove. I am waiting in line to order food from Phil’s Deli when the person in front of me backs up suddenly. I do the same and backpedal right onto someone’s foot. I immediately turn around, apologizing, when I am face-to-face with Paris Hilton.

My first thought is that I probably just ruined $2000 shoes.

She goes, “Oh goodness, it’s fine!” and laughs. She glances down at our feet. “You’ve got big feet, too!”

I laugh a little, nervous. “Yeah. Size eleven.”

“Me, too!” She laughs and offers up a hand for a high-five. I react automatically and high five her. “It’s so hard to find shoes in our size, right?”

I nod.

“You should go check out [some store on Rodeo]. They actually carry size eleven women’s shoes for me!”

I grin, although my first thought is I cannot afford shoes from Rodeo Drive.

The second time I encountered Paris Hilton was through my work at GLAAD. My work there involved VIP phone calls for membership-related stuff. I was assigned to her during Pride that year, since we had a good working phone relationship. When she saw me, she was excited “to finally meet me.” Those words died on her lips when we shook hands and she narrowed her eyes.

“We’ve met before.”

I smiled. “Yes.”

“At the Grove! You’re my foot twin!”

We both ended up laughing and chatting for a good half-hour (although she did say I should have mentioned we’d already met! I told her there hadn’t been a good opportunity but that it would likely sort itself out at Pride pretty fast). I only wish I’d known she was interested in amateur radio! (Everyone in my family, including me, has their license.)

Since then, I have vigorously defended Paris Hilton to people. She absolutely gave me the impression that she was a kind, good, loving, and generous person. She also gave the impression of being very intelligent, with impressive business acumen.

kripd

colorpulp:
“colorpulp:
“colorpulp:
“ just me and my average sized pickles
”
SIKE
”
i’m obsessed w this tag insisting this is the normal size for pickles
btw we call them pissy shitties
”

grumpphan-blog

cdstumm159 cdstumm159

wheres that /b/ anon again that ate an entire jar of pickles and shat out his gastric acids

cdstumm159 cdstumm159

Me when I get pickles on my burger

deadoakenshield-deactivated2021 asked:

what type of history are you studying? (like for my university, if you major in history you concentrate in either global history, american history, or european history)

My uni only offers history but I love anything pre-roman and because the degree requirements are literally “take this many credits of any history classes” I’m doing mostly early humanity

alterboyx

tiktoks-for-tired-tots

transgirl-link

How many pickles were on that thing???

bird-cannibalism

what was... the goal of doing this?

cipheramnesia

gods walk among men

Anonymous asked:

I wish I had a vinegar pussy...

use cucumbers as dildos and turn them into pickles

Anonymous

I don’t eat pickles anymore bc my brother wouldn’t stop referring to them as “succulent Shrek cocks”

averruncusho

ratsofftoya

British food look like this

roseskinnycoffee

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

ratsofftoya

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

judgejudyofficial

Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there

averruncusho

y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay

kaijuno

I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s

and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god

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