Slinky boy
Ferret!
This started makin a lot more sense when I realised it was a ferret not a really bendy cat
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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
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Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
Rescue Kitten Adopted By 5 Ferrets Thinks It’s A Ferret Too
Well ferrets are basically a cross between a cat and a friendly snake… so not a big reach there. :)
Friendly snakes 💕💕💕
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
‘They are just a loose sacks of meat and kleptomania’
me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom
Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.
“I AM THE NITE”
“stop”
“CRIMINALS ARE A MEOWARDLY AND SUPERSTITIOUS LOT”
“get down from there”
you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!
me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*
Rating: No Cats Detected
someone who knows ferret and dinosaur behavior is going to need to weigh in here.
yeah is fine xoxo
outta-my-head asked:
So your blog is wholesome and academic and inspiring and I hope you do something really cool in your career like invent time travel or some shit although I don’t really know if that’s what you’d do because im a social scientist i have no idea how mathy spacey science operates but you’re great and i love you bye
Aww love u too 💜💙💚
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
aww yissss
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream