Like I know bus stops are liminal spaces and all but this kind of thing is a little too surreal for first thing in the morning
game grumps advertising is best advertising
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i made bread today that looks great but is too fluffy to cut and then i made homemade lemonade tea/arnold palmer whatever and it looks like sewage but tastes great
tumblr implemented on-blog advertising, which is why blog theme html keeps getting messed up.
To shut it off:
- Click the ‘person’ icon in the top right
- Select ‘Settings’
- Select your blog from the column on the right
- Scroll down to the ‘Advertising’ section
- Shut that shit off.
You have to do it for all blogs individually, including side blogs.
“Garlic bread is just Bread with Garlic” this completely overlooks the gayness
i saw this post the first time not noticing it was pest-bot who posted it and just… accepted it at face value
i was just like “yeah garlic bread is gay that sounds about right” and scrolled right by
Fascinating bit of perspective in the notes, along with several commenters pointing out they had never seen one of these before coming to the US.
Why the fuck are bread clips banned in Scotland
bread crimes
bastardcircus asked:
Yo I feel like you would get a kick out of this, my physics-major friend once drunkenly explained dimensions to me in terms of loaves of bread
It can be done haha! A popular metaphor for explaining the expansion of the universe is the “raisin bread” analogy lol
someone who’s not from the SU fandom
explain this image
square mom protects her meat child from the dangers of bread
red block warns her child of the dangers of mayonnaise
80s lady trying to keep hungry cannibal away from her bread
fuck dudes who lie about bread
hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story
you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now
I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:
There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.
They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:
Yay for citizen science 👍
wtf?
Update:
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.
I want to know all about this, and also what kingdom of taxonomy Occlupanids are in. Also I just got the meaning of Occlupanid.
occlu–to close
pan–bread
Occlupanid = a specimen of “bread-closers”
EDIT: I am now reading their website, and:
Class Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread) are placed under the Kingdom Microsynthera, of the Phylum Plasticae. Occlupanids share phylum Plasticae with “45” record holders, plastic juice caps, and other often ignored small plastic objects.
microsynthera would be small manmade items. this implies a kingdom macrosynthera, of larger manmade items. i want to see a full taxonomic tree. Also, I want to say that the difference between macro and micro is whether it’s bigger or smaller than a breadbox, but based on the above, small soda bottles would be macro, so probably not, sadly.
I… may have sent HORG an email.
I am fucking loving this