Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
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Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
is that burnie burns
Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?
Hattie: Meow
Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mraaow
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mrah
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
GI JOEEEEEE
and don’t forget these classics
They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)
Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?
FUCK
can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards
How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8
What about -
Chocolate Rain (2007)
Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)
I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)
Do You Like Waffles? (2008)
Fukkireta (2010)
Spitting While Kissing (2011)
Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)
Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now
The ancient times
Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.
the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.
I can’t
i was not prepared for this
If video games aren’t art, explain this???
You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound
lmao WHY?!
laughing way too hard
This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
holy shit
whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.
I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words. This is awesome.
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!
Is…is this cat’s name soup?
His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.
We call him “Soup” for short.
this literally changed my mood 180°
IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS
<3_<3
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”