my character in tf2 when i get sniped halfway across the map
Me when I get home from work
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my character in tf2 when i get sniped halfway across the map
Me when I get home from work
Holy shit….
What was the third thing
a dab?? at least that’s kinda what it looks like…..
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
@c-3-p-hoe @ionizesnatomizes @sillysurgeon @kha-lisy @masterofbirds @miaomiaue @moriarty-mastermind @transkywlkr @pastelprincee @nyuns @eokwhy @trainthief @congenitaldisease @plutodirt @2doggie411 @hahahaheheheh @alexanderdamilton @eggsy-unwin-hart @irlweeb @qverlord @s1n-pie @ray-to-the-max @lavender-wix @ticklyphan @ciel-union @deadwrongunicorn @realistichuman @gurrent200 @gothartwin @republicanbaby @jpgnerd @dat-space @kenrylo @shinanemone @bagelbarr0n @actuallythatsmine @bill-nye-scienceguy @aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @maitishook @yukachips @perseiids @daredevilloser @kiki-potato @tuff-kitty @awfutz @dr-alasstar-rainbow-spunk @german-duck @jesus-christ-officiallll @ecklecticism @future-hoe @flimsysquid @allimiece @xfalsee @hidekitty @bootyliciousbilbo @anon-among-us @purgavtory @quirkylittleduck @cookiesthegreatandpowerful @ummmwhore @achievementhunting-archangel @fr0styfingers @koragg1 @local-person @appleoftheireye @buttergin @fr0ttagecheese @ellenstop @plantpeeves @heirofbreath @ren-kxlo @hiimchekr @its-a-harlequinade @dpdberniesanders @mecha-hunter @trans-hamlet @devriot @mercifulvoodoo @avocadoshirts @nerdsagent1 @juk3box-h3ro @logicked @genderqueermulder @kingnates @kittyamongstthecats @leander-ligo @homuzu @georjajayhurrison @bon-appetitty @kantu @djpengichan @nisesocks @horrible-hazel @pacifirim @bowflakes
My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
holy shit
60. Thousand. Dollars.
Do you fucking know how much 60,000 dollars is to someone like me?! Holy fucking shit.
takeaway for the guys: if she believes in psychics, dump her. Immediately. Save yourself the heartache.
It was doomed the moment he spent 5k on a fuckin engagement ring tbh.
No shit. What a fucking loon.
Jeeeesus
Tbh she was doomed when she thought she’d found the guy she married at 14
What a crazy bitch
Rewind to the top, what’s a wedding shaming group and how many can I join right this instant?
If you get the answer, please share with me
“You’re out of your mind, Susan”
I didn’t realise at first that I was looking at actual First World War footage. Then I was like “oh.”
Comes out October 16th.
“Oh” is about right. If you’ve never seen it, track it down. The restoration is so well done it left me speechless, and that takes a lot of doing, as @dduane can confirm. :-)
IIRC, and in keeping with the usual Peter Jackson practice of having lots and lots of extra stuff to add later, there’s enough restored footage that WASN’T included in “They Shall Not Grow Old” to make at least one and perhaps two more films of the same length.
AFAIK he gifted that footage to the Imperial War Museum.
The amount of work it took to fix and restore this footage is BOGGLING.
The cameras they had in WWI were hand cranked boxes- so the frames per second VARIES- so that was just one piece of the puzzle to fix these shots and makes them look ‘modernly shot’- that’s why the footage looks so weird and quick sometimes.
Then to scrub it up and fix the inconsistencies in shots (such as missing frames) they’d have to 3-d map like faces/vehicles etc to pad out the inconsistent missing frames- but also to make the whole film 3D- and then would have to mess about with timing with speeding up/slowing down the scene so it played right.
They hired a full crew of lip readers to figure out what the dialogue was, had a full foley crew to make all the sounds of tanks/guns/horses etc that weren’t recorded etc. (There was no sound captured AT ALL so ALL of it is fabricated.)
Then they had to hand color every single frame- a painstaking process! It’s basically color rotoscoping (you know, like that movie A Scanner Darkly) only instead of painting over the whole thing, it’s tinting it.
It’s truly amazing what Studio ‘Stereo D’ achieved!
I took my boyfriend to see this a year ago in cinemas because it combines both his love of wars and comp lol
Even I a person who mildly cares about both was amazed by it. Its a very emotional film though and doesn’t really skimp on the trauma of war.
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter
Tryge (pronounced Trig)
Loots
Pocket
Aughyst (pronounced August)
Taileigh
Lotiss
Leviathin (yes spelled like that)
Bacchus
Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
. a christmas mix master post .
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL I → the one with the classics
01. andy williams . it’s the most wonderful time of the year // 02. ella fitzgerald . sleigh ride // 03. bing crosby . white christmas // 04. dolly parton . go tell it on the mountain // 05. otis redding . merry christmas baby // 06. elvis presley . blue christmas // 07. bing crosby & david bowie . peace on earth/little drummer boy // 08. wham . last christmas // 09. frank sinatra . santa claus is coming to town // 10. brenda lee . rockin’ around the christmas tree // 11. aretha franklin . winter wonderland // 12. vince guaraldi trio . christmas time is here (vocal version) // 13. perry como . it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas // 14. thurl ravenscroft . you’re a mean one, mr. grinch // 15. andy williams . silver bells // 16. donny hathaway . this christmas // 17. burl ives . holly jolly christmas // 18. nat king cole . the christmas song // 19. john lennon & yoko ono . happy xmas (war is over) // 20. joni mitchell . river // 21. frank sinatra . silent night // 22. judy garland . have yourself a merry little christmas
[DOWNLOAD VOL I] // [LISTEN TO VOL I]
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL II → the one with the contemporary stuff
01. ron sexsmith . maybe this christmas // 02. death cab for cutie . christmas (baby please come home) // 03. lenka . all my bells are ringing // 04. guster . donde esta santa claus? // 05. rufus wainwright . spotlight on christmas // 06. cocoon . christmas song // 07. the pipettes . in the bleak midwinter // 08. rilo kiley . xmas cake // 09. bright eyes . blue christmas // 10. jack johnson . rudolph the red-nosed reindeer // 11. sara barielles & ingrid michaelson . winter song // 12. mascott and gramercy arms . this christmastime // 13. mariah carey . all i want for christmas is you // 14. michael buble . i’ll be home for christmas // 15. rachael yamagata . river // 16. sufjan stevens . come thou fount of every blessing // 17. she & him . silver bells // 18. the ravonettes. the christmas song // 19. john legend . jesus, what a wonderful child // 20. kelly clarkson . o holy night // 21. slow club . christmas tv // 22. the hotel cafe medley . auld lang syne
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL III → and the one with whatever else i felt like
01. sufjan stevens . christmas in the room // 02. barenaked ladies & sarah mclachlan . god rest ye merry gentlemen // 03. yo la tengo . it’s christmastime // 04. rufus wainwright ft. sharon van etten . baby, it’s cold outside // 05. elvis presley . silver bells // 06. otis redding . white christmas // 07. bruce springsteen . santa claus is coming to town // 08. stevie wonder . what christmas means to me // 09. louis armstrong . cool yule // 10. fiona apple . frosty the snowman // 11. frightened rabbit . it’s christmas so we’ll stop // 12. leona naess . christmas // 13. a fine frenzy . let it snow // 14. nicole atkins . blue christmas // 15. the civil wars . i heard the bells on christmas day // 16. polyphonic spree . happy xmas (war is over) // 17. she & him . the christmas song // 18. aretha franklin . silent night // 19. josh groban . ave maria // 20. mariah carey . o holy night // 21. frank sinatra . it came upon a midnight clear // 22. ella fitzgerald . what are you doing new years eve?
A MIX FOR CHRISTMAS VOL IV → the one with more. just…more.
01. julian casablancas . i wish it was christmas today // 02. best coast and wavves . got something for you // 03. maria taylor . christmas after all // 04. sufjan stevens . sister winter // 05. a fine frenzy . blue christmas // 06. joshua james . o come, o come emmanuel // 07. manic street preachers . last christmas (live) // 08. the head and the heart . what are you doing new years eve? // 09. crocodiles & dum dum girls . merry christmas, baby (please don’t die) // 10. dog is dead . christmas wrapping // 11. the ramones . merry christmas (i don’t want to fight tonight) // 12. bon jovi . please come home for christmas (bells will be ringing) // 13. chuck berry . run rudolph run // 14. the beach boys . little saint nick // 15. bobby helms . jingle bell rock // 16. darlene love . christmas (baby please come home) // 17. roy orbison . pretty paper // 18. burl ives . silver and gold // 19. billie holiday . i’ve got my love to keep me warm // 20. ella fitzgerald . white christmas // 21. she & him . the christmas waltz // 22. hem . have yourself a merry little christmas
[DOWNLOAD VOL IV] // [LISTEN TO VOL IV]
This is what sex feels like

Everything in my life feels so slow now
remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer
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