Ex Astris Scientia — writingmyselfintoanearlygrave: ...

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One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.