Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.
We’re building our own science fiction dystopia.
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jeff bezos over a walkie-talkie: take the shot
this is dystopian
Love how the washington post’s tagline is “Democracy Dies in Darkness” bitch you’re owned by Jeff Bezos, you’re where democracy goes to die
I was hoping RBG would at least make it past the election so that Trump wouldn’t get to pick some random unqualified billionaire like Jeff Bezos to be the new justice
in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.
bring this back
someone make this with jeff bezos’s head
@closet-keys ask and you shall receive
Anonymous asked:
For some reason I thought your post said Jeff Bezos had daddy energy and I was ready to throw some hands lmao
GOD
it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Not long enough.
What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?
And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.
Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.
Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.
don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat
i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this
top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii
He was bitching about Mackenzie Scott, Bezos’s ex wife, because she’s donated tons of money to nonprofits who support minorities. Man invents a new level of petulance each day.
context is so important/funnier cause omfg this man is so Divorced he's endlessly bitter at ex-wives that aren't even his own
