someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
bong bong ba na bong. nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP. …yeah!
ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch
no. i am……… the dangerr……..
i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)
mr white,
you’re god damn right.
hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what?
walter white?
you’re god damn right.
my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww.
puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha.
puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha.
you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.
you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.
i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t.
Anonymous asked:
Probably DMT. I can’t do stimulants, they’ll just send me into an anxiety attack. I’ve tried adderall and didn’t like it. I’ve never done anything like cocaine/heroin/meth - don’t want to either
Introducing… the meth machine? Idk. I just thought it was really funny
Four of us sat in a worn-out car in the back of a McDonald's parking lot. It sure had plenty of city miles on it.
The music was loud, the laughs were endless, and none of us were concerned about anything but these moments in time. We started using drugs on nights like these, but none of us gave it too much reflection. Deep down inside we all thought the same thing: this is just a phase and someday, soon enough, we would grow out of it.
It's heartbreaking to look back at those moments with the understanding that we were not going to grow out of it - we were growing into it. We were growing into poor grades, lost friends, and abandoned hobbies. We were growing into family fights, restless nights, and an insatiable appetite. We were growing into police cruisers, holding cells, and psych wards. Some of us were growing into our caskets.
Four of us sat in an old worn-out car in the back of a McDonald's parking lot.
Two of us never made it out.
Four of us sat in a worn-out car in the back of a McDonald’s parking lot. It sure had plenty of city miles on it.
The music was loud, the laughs were endless, and none of us were concerned about anything but these moments in time. We started using drugs on nights like these, but none of us gave it too much reflection. Deep down inside we all thought the same thing: this is just a phase and someday, soon enough, we would grow out of it.
It’s heartbreaking to look back at those moments with the understanding that we were not going to grow out of it - we were growing into it. We were growing into poor grades, lost friends, and abandoned hobbies. We were growing into family fights, restless nights, and an insatiable appetite. We were growing into police cruisers, holding cells, and psych wards. Some of us were growing into our caskets.
Four of us sat in an old worn-out car in the back of a McDonald’s parking lot.
Two of us never made it out.
when you get so high you start getting scared
why does this cat look like a guy
i think a witch turned him into a frog and then another witch turned him into a cat
walter white
OP when you just post this stuff without a donation link it’s so obviously performative. anyway here’s the actual site for anyone who actually wants to make a difference 🙄
antimatteruniverse asked:
I love how this reads like a yelp review lol
when you get so high you start getting scared
why does this cat look like a guy
i think a witch turned him into a frog and then another witch turned him into a cat
walter white