Ex Astris Scientia — If Goop didn’t try to be some holistic snakeoil...

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If Goop didn’t try to be some holistic snakeoil bullshit and just embraced the batshit insane essence of their products it would have been a smash hit with internet culture. Do you know how many people would ironically buy a Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candle? It would have been on par with Gamer Girl bath water