Ex Astris Scientia — how-to-speak-cicada: kaijuno: In college there...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kaijuno

In college there was a girl on campus with my exact name and I would get her emails a lot but no big deal. But on two separate occasions I went to pick up meds at Rite Aid and they gave me her prescriptions. Which would mean that not only did we both use the same pharmacy, but we both had to refill meds at the same time, and we both must have the same birthday, because you have to verify DOB to confirm you’re giving out the right meds. Unless the people at the that Rite Aid are that woefully incompetent I’m pretty sure I had a doppelganger on campus, in which case I’m glad I never met them.

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This reads like the plot of a What-We-Do-In-the-Shadows-type sitcom where two doppelgängers who will instantly die if they finally meet each other run around the same city for four years like:

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kaijuno

I found her on facebook and we have a bunch of mutual friends and both served on SGA so idk HOW we didn’t meet it’s like some Twilight Zone bullshit