Ex Astris Scientia — About your doppelgänger story: it’s wack that...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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About your doppelgänger story: it’s wack that happened to you because the same thing happened to me in college; same name, same birthdate, we worked in the same field, we used the same post office and ordered passports around the same time, and apparently???? We look so similar that when I went to the dentist, I spent a hour with the entire office assuming I was the other person because the dentist I saw had been seeing the other one for her teeth for FIVE WHOLE YEARS AND DIDN’T EXPECT A THING.

At that point you just have to kill the other one and become the alpha

for legal reasons im joking

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