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not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
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#this is how my cat tripp acts #SHE IS EVIL #and I RAISED HER #AND SHE HATES ME #RUDE #of course
5 years ago today I adopted this wee loaf. She hates me very much and hisses, claws, and bites me every day all day long but I still love her.
‘wee loaf’-
What most people don’t know is that I actually have two cats, Al and Tripp. Except Tripp is a huge bitch and she hates me and everything I believe in and will hiss at me if I even think about looking at her. So, I don’t get many pictures of her but here:
She hates people and loves plastic bags so if you DO want to hold her, you have to put her in a bag first, as seen above.
5 years ago today I adopted this wee loaf. She hates me very much and hisses, claws, and bites me every day all day long but I still love her.
‘wee loaf’-
What most people don’t know is that I actually have two cats, Al and Tripp. Except Tripp is a huge bitch and she hates me and everything I believe in and will hiss at me if I even think about looking at her. So, I don’t get many pictures of her but here:
She hates people and loves plastic bags so if you DO want to hold her, you have to put her in a bag first, as seen above.
5 years ago today I adopted this wee loaf. She hates me very much and hisses, claws, and bites me every day all day long but I still love her.
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it
