my dad has a pond in his yard and he put goldfish in there like 15 years ago and they’re still there except they’re fucking gigantic and people think they’re koi and when you go swimming in the pond they WILL nibble at you
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my dad has a pond in his yard and he put goldfish in there like 15 years ago and they’re still there except they’re fucking gigantic and people think they’re koi and when you go swimming in the pond they WILL nibble at you
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@tobesmoore: Da Boys! (But @DeborahAnnWoll still manages a photo bomb despite not actually being there!) ;) #Marvel #Daredevil [x]
things i like about this post:
1. mom checked if they took their meds, which is sweet
2. mom is cool with weed
3. mom knows which vocaloid is len, and put the joint on him like a hat or some shit, which is absolutely fucking hilarious to me
this is literally the only person who reblogged weed len who really appreciated the entire post thank you @tipsybandit
This Ad for South Carolina Sheriff Went There | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
It just gets worse the more the ad goes on
This is why yall gotta stop thirsting over white men. Yall just as bad as these dudes
Bruh ....😂😂😂 the way Mero rolled on the floor was me ..
when i tell yall i fucking SCREEEAAAMMMED
As soon as he started talking about Halloween, I knew.
I dye my hair wild colors all the time and whenever I dye it back to my natural ginger color for like professional shit my brother is like “GINGER!!!! GINGER HAIR!!! AAAAA!!!!!” even though he is like my twin brother. And is also a ginger
Tbh I was lined up for becoming a pilot because my dad was one and my uncle was one and I’ve flown ultralights before (obvi when my dad was with me) but one time my dad was up with a student and I was there too and the student stalled it and we dropped like 100ft and you know what that kinda turns you off of flying
every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday
might as well tell the story behind that
so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”
her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”
now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:
“can you just ask him yourself”
she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”
“he never texts”
“i will tell him to text you”
and that brings us to
so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do
