27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i made bread today that looks great but is too fluffy to cut and then i made homemade lemonade tea/arnold palmer whatever and it looks like sewage but tastes great
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#it was for the neighborsI could smell the neighbors smoking weed and my mom and I act all scandalized abt it like “those DEGENERATES are smoking the DEVILS LETTUCE” as if we arent also degenerates that smoke the devils lettuce
“Sometimes I leave the back door open for my deaf and blind dog so he can enjoy what the neighbors are grilling.”
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Blackhawk, South Dakota.
12 neighbors had to evacuate as a literal cave opened up in their front yards.
Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
Мои соседи сверху в 7 утра
My neighbors upstairs at 7 am
Item: a writhing pile of partially-animated junk
I love nosey neighbors the farm lady across the street helped me bring in groceries 😭
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP
#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck
NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims
delete it lmfao
This really turned my day around
