Ex Astris Scientia — There’s a guy on a horse running down the Chicago...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

There’s a guy on a horse running down the Chicago Skyway right now with a bunch of cops following him and they keep showing the speedometer like it’s some high speed chase when it’s like, 6mph