If Goop didn’t try to be some holistic snakeoil bullshit and just embraced the batshit insane essence of their products it would have been a smash hit with internet culture. Do you know how many people would ironically buy a Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candle? It would have been on par with Gamer Girl bath water
Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)
ITEM: DEMON CORE MACE
Just realized I have the same hair as the dude from The Darkness who sings IBELIEVEINATHINGCALLEDLOVE