So hard it slaps.
Hope y’all donate a couple $
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So hard it slaps.
Hope y’all donate a couple $
God I love 80s remixes
@arsonforcharlie @dungeonmastersconsortium a gift for you both on this Monday morning
Anonymous asked:
Ben shapiros rendition of WAP is now my ringtone. I felt like I had to add this to the chaos. Good day. Mine certainly is.
its so…..
hey jess, saw the duck post. then saw share some of your cursed posts again. so i just went ahead and made this in reflection and in anticipation of your past and future post crimes
i’m in LOVE
“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”
—Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde WAS gay and he DID suck dicks but “love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” is not about oral sex. It is not even erotic.
Here’s the rest of the quote. It’s from De Profundis:
“Most people live for love and admiration. But it is by love and admiration that we should live. If any love is shown us we should recognise that we are quite unworthy of it. Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everyone is worthy of love, except him who thinks that he is. Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling, and Domine, non sum dignus should be on the lips and in the hearts of those who receive it.”
I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go
Anonymous asked:
Space mom, I really want to be in love. I never have been before. Not even close. But lately, looking around me, I see so much love and I want that for myself. But I’ve never dated n I’m scared. Scared of someone playin with my feelings. I wish I knew how to find true love but nothing on the internet has been very helpful lately
No u don’t love is a neurochemical con job
