Ex Astris Scientia — There’s these geese at the pond and we don’t like...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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There’s these geese at the pond and we don’t like them because they spread E. Coli and shit so dad put on a coyote fur and started barKING AT THE GEESE TO SCARE THEM

And don’t worry the only reason we have the coyote fur was because a hunter injured him and he wandered into our yard and dad put him down because he was injured so badly