I work with a bunch of older people and most of them are smokers which makes me feel like fucking superman in comparison because I can hear and smell things they cant. Like I can hear one of their phones going off on vibrate halfway across the warehouse or my favorite, I was checking in packages and got the faintest scents of popcorn and I looked to the girl that was with me and was like “do you smell popcorn??” and she looked at me like I was maybe on crack but a half hour later they guy that checks the packages for contraband pulls out a bunch of bagged popcorn so cue me and the other girl cheering that I wasn’t insane
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