27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
a scientific scale
it’s actually more like this
the wretched dunce cycle
hmmmm
It’s him.
Joe Funnyman
the intro music to too many spirits is such a fuckin banger
shoot the dog
I haven’t seen gifs highlighting this yet, so these are the first gifs I’ve made in over a year.
How To: P.T. with Joel, Adam & Kerry
I’m just gonna say, Kerry, karma is a bitch… That’s all I’m gonna say.
Kerry’s like ‘Ha ha, I’m just gonna fuck with Joel and Adam the whole time and it’s gonna be really funny’.
First time making GIFs in almost a year!
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
“I think that’s why often people in creative fields can feel so alone is because there’s a constant third eye, that constant watcher.”
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
can you adopt me
Okay. We’re having pizza for dinner and your bedtime is never
My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
