27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
working at walmart and seeing other fed up workers quitting over the loudspeaker or by going off on a rude customer or manager was so fucking good oh man the EUPHORIA you felt for that person who just quit
soon to be ex-employee: [takes off badge]
other workers: yes yes yes yes
ex-employee: yeets badge, keys and all into the manager’s face
other workers: YES YES YES YES YES
Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative
It was brought to my attention that I might be experiencing an ectopic pregnancy so now I get to cry on the bathroom floor for the next 15 minutes waiting for this fuckin piss test
Thinking abt doing a review bomb on the er that made me have a seizure on the lobby floor and sent me home when I was going through DTs because that shit could have fucking killed me and they’re not gonna give a shit unless they’re publicly shamed about it
Putting quarters in Mothman’s asscrack until I get a citation day #3
WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
