those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?
last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it
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what was this movie even
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids
this fuckin movie
jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story
Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has
what was this movie even
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director
spy kids were some really fucked up movies tbh
“Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created here on Earth?“ –Spy Kids 2: the Island of Lost Dreams
HI FORMER THUMB SUCKER HERE LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE 100% LEGAL TORTURE DENTISTS AND ORTHODONTISTS WILL PUT YOU THROUGH BECAUSE I ALMOST LOST MY TONGUE AND MY THUMB AND IM STILL FUCKING FURIOUS
AGES 4-6 I HAD THIS. THEN AGAIN AGES 9-15. THIS IS A FUCKING TORTURE DEVICE
I HAD A RAW FUCKING FORK IN MY MOUTH. I CANT TASTE ANYMORE FROM SCAR TISSUE. I COULDNT PROPERLY EAT FOR YEARS. MY THUMB HAS ARTHRITIS NOW AND I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT MY JAW BEING SEWN SHUT AGAIN.
THIS. IS. ABUSE.
I sent this to my parents because I’m fucking pissed about this and they were like “oh we had no idea…..” like did you not think? Fucking at all? Did you not realize children could feel pain? What is the excuse here. I fucking deserve to know.
