on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction
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a scientific scale
it’s actually more like this
the wretched dunce cycle
hmmmm
It’s him.
Joe Funnyman
the intro music to too many spirits is such a fuckin banger
“I think that’s why often people in creative fields can feel so alone is because there’s a constant third eye, that constant watcher.”
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
Whenever I ban an IP it takes them to a page on my blog that says they’re banned and then after that it puts them in a constant load-loop of that page and it crashes their browser and I think that’s beautiful
so you’re an evil genius is what you’re saying
Absolutely. And I have a traffic watcher and I watch their IP sometimes as they try to escape the load-loop before they’re ultimately taken offline
can you adopt me
Okay. We’re having pizza for dinner and your bedtime is never
My first job was at an escape room. Apart from my boss believing he could control women’s minds and constantly throwing stuff at me to try to get me to scream, one of the rooms I ran was called “The Kidnapping” and the first puzzle involved putting the participants in blindfolds and fake handcuffs that were attached with weak magnets to a bed frame. Lots of dads thought this was a perfect opportunity to exercise their self-defense training and try to physically subdue me; lots of moms thought I was their dom for a BDSM session. Cops in particular liked busting out their own handcuff keys to free themselves from cuffs that didn’t actually lock.
SO many people would physically destroy props rather than solve them, under the logic that if it could be broken, it should be broken… they’d get so upset with me for saying “please do not smash the treasure chest”. Everything was constantly being repaired because it would get snapped in half or cut into with knives. Intelligent people simply do not attend escape rooms.
Anonymous asked:
Onceler stuff makes me cringe so hard because at a time where I was unfamiliar with the internet besides deviantart (I avoided the shit on there, don't ask me how) I made some watercolour paintings of the onceler because I thought the design looked cheerful. Someone asked me if they could post on tumblr if they gave credits. I said "sure"... Now I wish they never asked and I never said yes to the credits. Over a 100 people emailed me on DA requesting porn. I was, and still am, very damaged.
Onceler was an absolute horror oh god I’m sorry
Anonymous asked:
I know this is kinda random but I just wanted to tell you that ur super rad and also you're a huge inspiration for me with science/STEM stuff so thanks for that!! I'm doing a presentation soon to demonstrate a robot my team built for a competition, and I'm super excited; I know I wouldn't have the opportunity to do that if I'd quit, like I wanted to. But seeing you talk about science n stuff helped me realize it actually is fun and exciting, and I could do so much more than I thought I could.(1)
(2) So thank you so, so much!! I hope you have a good New Year ;u;
I think this is the greatest message I’ve ever gotten omg thank you so much!! You’re gonna do great with your presentation!!!
I’m proud of you!!
