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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com

actualbuckybames

the-greentext-guy

wisgi

gunsandfireandshit

Fun tidbit I learned recently: the former keyboardist for Casiopea, Minoru Mukaiya, personally composed over 200 unique jingles for 110+ Japanese Metro stations that play over the speakers when the train pulls in to help passengers remember their stop. Considering how much ridership Japan's metro system has he's easily one of the most listened-to musicians in history completely independent of the band he was in for ~30 years.

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donesparce6969

shonensupreme

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

shonensupreme

acediamond

I see your greentext and raise “it flies away”

saltatmidnight

pyronoid-d pyronoid-d

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

mettic

wrong

sovietsofficial

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

weirdsexpervert

ahem

xadnem

Fools.

jollityfarm

God what was that one greentext that was like

>Too lazy to get up and turn off bedroom light

>Nerf gun on nightstand

>Fire nerf gun at light switch

>Miss every time, run out of bullets

>Sleep with lights on

Because that’s the epitome of my soul right now

relativelyfvcked asked:

god i love watching these pissbabies on 4chan try to get a rise outta you but youre just so unfazed it's inspiring

And apparently 4chan archives threads after some amount of time. so its like

I slept through most of it so while they were jerking each other off about how ‘superior’ they are I was gettin some great ass sleep

Anonymous asked:

Apparently Ryan has been cheating on his wife for years with fans and then 4chan tried making it worse and accused him of being a p*do but that chunk is just 4chan/kiwifarms trying to start shit. The cheating however seems to be real though

Yeah I’ve already threw myself down the rabbit hole with what’s gone down with both him and Adam Kovic

Anonymous asked:

i dont even get why ppl are ragging on u like. is being fat and using a cane all it takes to offend 4chan folks.. is that what gets their jimmies so rustled.

It’s 4chan

finderofsmallthings asked:

Hey, fuck fatphobes and abelists. You already know that you're dope as hell, and you make other people's lives better when you flaunt that

nah i aint even upset i looked at the ip tracker i have set up and that persons from 4chan but we’re good now i blocked all incoming traffic from 4chan

the-state-of-insanity

pyronoid-d pyronoid-d

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

mettic

wrong

sovietsofficial

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

kaijuno

Anonymous asked:

4chan is just really sad.

kaijuno answered:

tbh the fact that my mere existence as a fat person upsets them so much that they make a thread dedicated to me and how much they’re upset about my existence is beyond delightful

kaijuno

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

I FINALLY HAVE A HATE BLOG DEDICATED TO ME

I’VE HIT THE BIG TIME

ugh yes DRAG ME,, get those receipts girl, where is my callout post lets get those up and running,,, oh please I’ve been so problematique ™

this is how I know I've struck a chord