i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un  pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA

transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING!  I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN

The actual translation is closer to:

What’s up guys, I just chased this animal, can someone tell me what kind of animal it is? Look. It’s weird, I found it and thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, oh my god. Hey, calm down asshole, don’t peck me! My mom has a zoo in her house, I’m going to take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal– AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, IT PECKED ME, FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! AAAAAAAAAA, LOOK GUYS, IT’S PECKING ME! AAAAA, MOTHERFUCKER, AAAAA, YOU LITTLE BITCH, LET GO OF ME, FUCK, AAAAA!!!!