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Pedro: Who does Oscar Isaac look like?
Oscar: I get David Krumholtz often—
Pedro: oH *wheeze* i remember whO you look LIKE!
Oscar: who’s that?
Pedro: that MUPPET I tOld you aBOUT!
Oscar: *wheeze* what muppet??
Pedro: *laughs* the—the
Oscar: *lightly slaps Pedro’s face*
Pedro: the-the grumpy eagle! *continues to laugh*
Oscar: the grumpy eagle???!
Pedro: remember!?
Oscar: oh, cause of the eyebrows??
Pedro: *fucking dying of laughter*
Oscar: malo
Please send me Poe Dameron headcanons I need them for science reasons
Anonymous asked:
Oh my goodness he would. If someone was having a bad day he’d just bring out his guitar and that asshole probably knows everyone’s favorite song.
And he’s probably a really good singer.
And people would want to be mad at him for being the “playing guitar in the lobby” guy but he’s just so sweet no one could be annoyed by it.
obsessed w/ that image of pedro pascal holding a pillow in place of baby yoda while doing vo for the mandalorian
I let out a very soft gasp
#‘its experiences’ did you mean:#poe dameron awake at 4AM singing BB-8 songs he makes up as he goes#poe dameron running back into a firefight to save a disabled BB-8 from certain destruction (sustaining a shoulder wound)#poe dameron speaking in binary even though BB-8 tells him he sounds absurdly stupid#poe
dameron sewing a little hole into all his tents so that BB-8 can charge
next to him while he sleeps even when they’re on recon missions#poe dameron referring to BB-8 as ‘my friend’ and making sure his programming equips him to fully understand what that means#poe dameron always asking BB-8 to do what he needs instead of ordering it#poe dameron rewriting the astromech default programming that would force BB-8 to call him master#poe dameron rebuilding BB-8 by hand himself whenever BB-8 gets damaged#and keeping his hard drive and his audio sensors live so he can reassure BB-8 as he goes that it’s all going fine#IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY ‘EXPERIENCES’#DID YOU MEAN ‘POE DAMERON’#because that’s what BB-8 would mean#‘strong loyalty subprogram’ is one way to put it#‘loves poe dameron right back’ is another (via @gyzym)
Anonymous asked:
I hear he once fought a sith lord and the sith lord wouldn’t fight back because he was so pretty
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY
I’M DYING.
Makes sense. They do work together and think alike each one filling in the spaces the other one has empty.
Poe Dameron and Kaydel Ko Connix deleted scene from Star Wars The Last Jedi
Oh, you mean a shit ton of Resistance fighters would have died on D'Qar if not for Poe’s so-called stunt? U know what’s funny is I already knew that FROM THE TEXT OF THE FILM but I seem to be in the minority on that. SO WEIRD.
OH, YOU MEAN THAT ONCE AGAIN, POE “DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER JUST TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF ME” DAMERON FULLY INTENDED TO BE THE ONLY CASUALTY OF THE RESISTANCE THAT DAY?
YOU MEAN POE “TRICKS HIS DROID INTO THE LAST ESCAPE POD AND SPACES HIMSELF BECAUSE BB-8’S SENTIENCE IS WORTH MORE TO HIM THAN HIS OWN LIFE” DAMERON WAS THE ~SOLE X-WING UP AGAINST A DREADNOUGHT ON A SUICIDE MISSION~ NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED GLORY BUT BECAUSE HE KNEW SACRIFICING HIMSELF MIGHT SAVE THE WHOLE FLEET?
AND DIDN’T NEED TO BE POORLY TAUGHT THAT BY A SHITTY GLORYHOUND SKETCHY “LEADER” WHO DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET IN FRONT OF THE FLEET, BUT RATHER WAITED UNTIL 99% OF THE RESISTANCE HAD DIED BEFORE MAKING THE SPLASHIEST MOVE THEY COULD?
YOU MEAN POE “I JUST WANT MY PARENTS’ SACRIFICES TO HAVE BEEN WORTH IT” DAMERON WAS LITERALLY ONLY IGNORING *LEIA’S ORDER TO SAVE HIMSELF* – AND EVERY BOMBER PILOT WAS INDIVIDUALLY IGNORING LEIA’S RETURN ORDERS IN A BID TO SUPPORT POE AS A TRUSTED FRIEND, NOT AS A LEADER SENDING THEM TO THEIR DEATHS?
YOU DON’T SAY!!!
Poe Stans who have been saying this all along:
poe is just,,, ,so fucking gay
