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Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face
weird cunt
harsh but fair
Giraffe worm
pspsps Chocolate Guy stans
[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the "Chocolate Guy"), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]
IT'S THE FUCKING-
THA CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Chocolate boy —> chocolate man
Anonymous asked:
It’s a desktop perpetual motion gyroscope. I got mine as a gift. Here’s a link to where you can get one. They’re actually pretty cheap and how it works is that there’s an electromagnet in the base ran by 2 AA batteries and so when you set it swinging the magnet in the base will keep pushing the magnets in the arms so it’ll keep moving for weeks until the batteries die.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H74MG8A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_UCzvAbMZN36XG
This is Graham, a sculpture created to show how humans would have to evolve to be able to withstand fatal car crashes.
why he got like 8 extra titties tho
Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.
Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris
"Honey our pregnancy test came back negative we have to go rub the statue’s dick again"
Obsessed with this $98 pillow
my family has the sculpture of her. she comes out at christmas and stays out if UF men's basketball is any good.
please, i need a picture.
she won't be here until after thanksgiving. please respect her privacy.
we call her "gaudy gator"
You're welcome.
Literally seething with jealousy
the council evaluates this season’s orb harvest
you know, i had no idea that this thing was animatronic when i made that comment, but the fact that my shitpost caption happens to perfectly describe the sculpture even after seeing it in action unnerves me
