#peak cinema
favorite duos (of all time and kind): evy & rick, the mummy & the mummy returns.
↳ “listen, we’ve got to do something! once the creature’s been reborn, his curse is going to spread until the whole of the earth is destroyed!”
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#too distracted by Oded Fehrfavorite duos (of all time and kind): evy & rick, the mummy & the mummy returns.
↳ “listen, we’ve got to do something! once the creature’s been reborn, his curse is going to spread until the whole of the earth is destroyed!”
A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.
WHAT.
NO FUCKING WAY.
YO HOLD ON.
IT GETS BETTER.
This mummy, found in the Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.
She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance.
…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.
And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?
The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find.
I forget things! It’s what I do! I have amnesia!
Detective Pikachu (2019) Dir. Rob Letterman
Pharaoh Ramses II’s Egyptian passport, issued in 1976 for passage to France nearly three millennia after his death.
In order to leave the country, Egypt required anyone leaving the country, living or dead, to have the proper papers. Seemingly the first mummy to receive one, Ramses had his occupation listed as “King (deceased).” Bibliothèque Infernale on FB
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Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, I’ll keep 6 feet away.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she’s brought us down today.
Who else is feeling morbid today?
Grandma and Mama, always 6 feet away
‘Cause Mama brought Rhona home to stay with us.
Hiding away, hiding away, keeping 6 feet away
Hiding away, hiding away, Rhona brought them down today.
Because the original wasn’t depressing enough, I added another verse to add the obvious death at the end
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION
Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.