This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for
property damage….
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This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for
property damage….
[ID: A photo taken at night of an opposum on a power line, perfectly covering the moon so it is brightly backlit to the point of glowing. The sky is deep blue, and a tree can be seen at the bottom left. End ID]
How did it even get up there?
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Having somehow managed to hook his horns around a utility wire, the goat soon found himself dangling high overhead with no way of escaping. It is believed he’d been grazing along an adjacent slope, where the wire is nearer the ground, when he got stuck and “zip-lined” further out.
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THIS is my homeland.
Proud saviors and heroes… for goats.
Goat honey, how did you get up there?
Here, have a shitty MS paint drawing:







[ID: A photo taken at night of an opposum on a power line, perfectly covering the moon so it is brightly backlit to the point of glowing. The sky is deep blue, and a tree can be seen at the bottom left. End ID]
In light of the CW Powerpuff girls script getting, Im sharing this 100% I shit you not unedited clip of CW’s Legends of Tomorrow
And if you doubt its real
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE
There’s a twelve year old running around in my street with an archers bow and an arrow I think followed by a gaggle of children all younger than them all carrying bats and golf clubs I don’t remember much about my middle school days but I don’t think I was ever in a street gang
haha yea i was already on my 15th murder and in control of the east coast drug ring by then. fuckin amateurs
