hun why do you think that might be
German luck chatelaine with 13 charms. C. 1870-1880
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Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
I’m all set, got my lucky boot and lucky hand and lucky 13 and lucky scallop and lucky treasure chest and lucky anchor and lucky fish and lucky eel and lucky cat and lucky dog and lucky weight and lucky policeman and lucky heart
Basically untouchable
welcome to my twisted sister
Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons
Employer: Why should we hire you?
Me: *Slides blue eyes white dragon card across table*
Employer: Shit ur hired
Can you fuck meme? I’m asking for a friend
[Doctor voice] ma’am please stop trying to breakdance you are IN LABOR
Pacific Rim wasn’t even about rim jobs wtf 0/10
Newton dressed up as Groot and only saying “I am Noot” to annoy Hermann