27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES
I so desperately wish I could physically stop you fucking people from using the internet.
This just keeps getting better
Anonymous asked:
my bf is studying astrophysics, whhich is cool. hes the elon musk worshipping kind of redditor though, which makes it much less cool... so what im trying to ask is how hard do i have to smack him in the head to make him forget anything he ever heard about elongated muskrat
I’m sorry but you have to kill him
one of the big huge themes of hamilton is “im not throwing away my shot” and in the end hamilton literally threw away his shot but it was all he could do to protect his once friend and he’s okay with it in the end and the actual hamilton “logo” whatever has hamilton with his hand to the air and it looks like his final stance from what the song describes AND the whole “legacy? what is legacy? its planting seeds in a garden you never get to see” line just fuck me up man im ,,not ok
you: i cant wait for humanoid robots to enter the market it’s gonna be so cool!!!
me, an intellectual: im gonna fuck a robot
i wonder how many government watchlists im on now after having to buy parts for a 5,000W laser for my lab
can straight people stop kissing in public because it makes me really uncomfortable. i mean i dont hate straight people i just dont it being shoved in my face!!! :/
So, homosexual couples can kiss in public, but heterosexual couples can’t?
no. it makes me really uncomfortable!! and i just don’t like it when a girl kisses a boy. it’s really unnatural and like!!! im an ally to straight people but i just prefer if they keep it to themselves, you know what i mean?
A girl and a girl kiss in public. How do you feel?
i just dont like heterosexuals shoving their sexuality in my face. it’s so gross and it might offend some peoples religion :///
Why are you avoiding the answer? Is all heterosexuality in public gross?
i mean its ok if they hold hands or something but even that’s kinda… lol keep that in the bedroom! im not heterophobic though because im a heterosexual ally. i think that its ok to let heterosexuals get married!! straight marriage!!
You can call yourself an ally, but do you tolerate homosexual romance in public?
that’s the only romance i tolerate in public!!!
Then you’re not an ally.
Ummm yes I am because I voted to legalize straight marriage and I have like three straight friends
Straight marriage was legal. Always. What are you talking about? You say straight like it’s special.
if you keep attacking me like this you’re gonna lose an ally so please be nice to me :/
We don’t really need any. Most people in the world are straight. So why do you think threats like that will persuade me?
um of course you need allies. who do you think got you this far for straight rights????
Either you’re just messing with me, you seriously need to get off Tumblr and see the real facts, or you may be a very ignorant 12-year-old. Homosexual marriage was recently legalized, not heterosexual marriage.
omg why are all straight people so mean to their allies!!! we just want to be a part of your community!!!
this was WAY too easy
Anonymous asked:
Cs get degrees hunty!!!!!!
