THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
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Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive
Aries: Forehead mustaches (eyebrows)
Taurus: Horse water (milk)
Gemini: Solid window (door)
Cancer: water cats (otters)
Leo: Reverse boat (bathtub)
Virgo: Horse tornado (carousel)
Libra: Smooth pineapple (mango)
Scorpio: Rectangle pizza (hot pockets)
Sagittarius: Shiny donut (DVD)
Capricorn: Eye lips (eyelids)
Aquarius: Drive temperature (speed)
Pisces: Reverse crater (mountain)
I could write like a 30 page essay over how fuckin good the foreshadowing in Signs is

It’s a movie both literally and figuratively about signs.
Like there’s the obvious foreshadowing like:
But there’s more subtle ones that are usually only noticed in the second watch through:
Not only that but there’s so many well shot scenes and good quotes and in the cornfield jumpscare scene thank god they didn’t use a LOUDASS noise like modern scary movies do, but rather have a quieter music cue but it’s still scary ugh THANK YOU. This also happens in the pantry scene where the alien shoves his hand under the door, as well as the basement scene when the alien is sneaking down the coal chute. The music in general is so good for the movie.
Morgan in the first scene thinks God made the crop circle and it’s shown throughout the movie that Morgan is a ‘believer’ from the beginning and has fights about it throughout the film with Graham who is no longer a believer. This mirrors the internal struggle with Graham and him losing his faith, both with god and with the events of the movie. There’s also a scene with Graham and Merrill on the couch where they’re talking about if there’s such a thing as fate. He reveals to Merrill that the wife’s last words were “swing away” which makes Graham think that, as she was dying, her mind was just replaying random memories of one of Merrill’s baseball games, leading Graham to begin losing faith and his belief in fate, however it’s later revealed that it was the exact opposite, she was giving him a sign.
Shyamalan, the man who wrote/produced/directed the movie, also plays the character who killed the wife, setting things in motion as the movie plays out. I usually don’t like it when directors play characters but least it’s fitting here.
The camcorder footage they play on the news is like. One of the scariest reveals ever idk maybe it’s just because I was young when I first saw it but it’s just really good. There’s also a bit during this scene where a bird is shown flying into an invisible wall, leading people to believe the ships use some sort of cloaking device in the daytime. In a deleted scene, the family drives by a dead bird, hinting that there’s a ship, unseen, nearby.
They don’t show the alien in full lighting until the camcorder scene which makes it even more scary to see. And beforehand they only show glimpses of it which is like, rule one in horror storytelling that so many modern scary movies break. DON’T show the monster, because the suspense of knowing it’s out there but not knowing how horrible it is, is a much more powerful tool in creeping people out. Also the CGI in this movie sucks ass so it worked in their favor.
The scene with the baby monitor when they’re on the car is SO GOOD. Plus the signal only becomes clear when they all hold hands which I wouldn’t count as foreshadowing but important nonetheless. Later in the movie there’s a bit of an argument at the dinner table BUT then they have like a group hug and only when they’re all touching again does the baby monitor start picking up the signal again.
The way they reveal the alien in the climax scene by using the reflection in the TV monitor and then the music swell they play when they’re going through all the flashbacks as everything finally comes together. BEAUTIFUL.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: The tinfoil hats are adorable and hilarious.
I could write like a 30 page essay over how fuckin good the foreshadowing in Signs is

It’s a movie both literally and figuratively about signs.
Like there’s the obvious foreshadowing like:
But there’s more subtle ones that are usually only noticed in the second watch through:
Not only that but there’s so many well shot scenes and good quotes and in the cornfield jumpscare scene thank god they didn’t use a LOUDASS noise like modern scary movies do, but rather have a quieter music cue but it’s still scary ugh THANK YOU. This also happens in the pantry scene where the alien shoves his hand under the door, as well as the basement scene when the alien is sneaking down the coal chute. The music in general is so good for the movie.
Morgan in the first scene thinks God made the crop circle and it’s shown throughout the movie that Morgan is a ‘believer’ from the beginning and has fights about it throughout the film with Graham who is no longer a believer. This mirrors the internal struggle with Graham and him losing his faith, both with god and with the events of the movie. There’s also a scene with Graham and Merrill on the couch where they’re talking about if there’s such a thing as fate. He reveals to Merrill that the wife’s last words were “swing away” which makes Graham think that, as she was dying, her mind was just replaying random memories of one of Merrill’s baseball games, leading Graham to begin losing faith and his belief in fate, however it’s later revealed that it was the exact opposite, she was giving him a sign.
Shyamalan, the man who wrote/produced/directed the movie, also plays the character who killed the wife, setting things in motion as the movie plays out. I usually don’t like it when directors play characters but least it’s fitting here.
The camcorder footage they play on the news is like. One of the scariest reveals ever idk maybe it’s just because I was young when I first saw it but it’s just really good. There’s also a bit during this scene where a bird is shown flying into an invisible wall, leading people to believe the ships use some sort of cloaking device in the daytime. In a deleted scene, the family drives by a dead bird, hinting that there’s a ship, unseen, nearby.
They don’t show the alien in full lighting until the camcorder scene which makes it even more scary to see. And beforehand they only show glimpses of it which is like, rule one in horror storytelling that so many modern scary movies break. DON’T show the monster, because the suspense of knowing it’s out there but not knowing how horrible it is, is a much more powerful tool in creeping people out. Also the CGI in this movie sucks ass so it worked in their favor.
The scene with the baby monitor when they’re on the car is SO GOOD. Plus the signal only becomes clear when they all hold hands which I wouldn’t count as foreshadowing but important nonetheless. Later in the movie there’s a bit of an argument at the dinner table BUT then they have like a group hug and only when they’re all touching again does the baby monitor start picking up the signal again.
The way they reveal the alien in the climax scene by using the reflection in the TV monitor and then the music swell they play when they’re going through all the flashbacks as everything finally comes together. BEAUTIFUL.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: The tinfoil hats are adorable and hilarious.
[Image description: an image of the spray paint aisle in a store. There are a number of paper signs reading "DO NOT test spray paint in-store." The condition of the shelves, which are covered in spray paint, would suggest that no one reads these signs.]
I love when image descriptions are judgemental
I could write like a 30 page essay over how fuckin good the foreshadowing in Signs is

It’s a movie both literally and figuratively about signs.
Like there’s the obvious foreshadowing like:
But there’s more subtle ones that are usually only noticed in the second watch through:
Not only that but there’s so many well shot scenes and good quotes and in the cornfield jumpscare scene thank god they didn’t use a LOUDASS noise like modern scary movies do, but rather have a quieter music cue but it’s still scary ugh THANK YOU. This also happens in the pantry scene where the alien shoves his hand under the door, as well as the basement scene when the alien is sneaking down the coal chute. The music in general is so good for the movie.
Morgan in the first scene thinks God made the crop circle and it’s shown throughout the movie that Morgan is a ‘believer’ from the beginning and has fights about it throughout the film with Graham who is no longer a believer. This mirrors the internal struggle with Graham and him losing his faith, both with god and with the events of the movie. There’s also a scene with Graham and Merrill on the couch where they’re talking about if there’s such a thing as fate. He reveals to Merrill that the wife’s last words were “swing away” which makes Graham think that, as she was dying, her mind was just replaying random memories of one of Merrill’s baseball games, leading Graham to begin losing faith and his belief in fate, however it’s later revealed that it was the exact opposite, she was giving him a sign.
Shyamalan, the man who wrote/produced/directed the movie, also plays the character who killed the wife, setting things in motion as the movie plays out. I usually don’t like it when directors play characters but least it’s fitting here.
The camcorder footage they play on the news is like. One of the scariest reveals ever idk maybe it’s just because I was young when I first saw it but it’s just really good. There’s also a bit during this scene where a bird is shown flying into an invisible wall, leading people to believe the ships use some sort of cloaking device in the daytime. In a deleted scene, the family drives by a dead bird, hinting that there’s a ship, unseen, nearby.
They don’t show the alien in full lighting until the camcorder scene which makes it even more scary to see. And beforehand they only show glimpses of it which is like, rule one in horror storytelling that so many modern scary movies break. DON’T show the monster, because the suspense of knowing it’s out there but not knowing how horrible it is, is a much more powerful tool in creeping people out. Also the CGI in this movie sucks ass so it worked in their favor.
The scene with the baby monitor when they’re on the car is SO GOOD. Plus the signal only becomes clear when they all hold hands which I wouldn’t count as foreshadowing but important nonetheless. Later in the movie there’s a bit of an argument at the dinner table BUT then they have like a group hug and only when they’re all touching again does the baby monitor start picking up the signal again.
The way they reveal the alien in the climax scene by using the reflection in the TV monitor and then the music swell they play when they’re going through all the flashbacks as everything finally comes together. BEAUTIFUL.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: The tinfoil hats are adorable and hilarious.
what are the signs of luigi
signs of luigi:
where is the “tag yourself im ______” vs. “the signs as _______” discourse
tag yourself meme offers people personal freedom via choice, whereas the signs meme only serves to advance the oppression in our society by taking away free will……….
okay but “the signs” meme forces the individual to accept and explore aspects of themself that they otherwise might have overlooked.
whereas “tag yourself” meme only serves to bolster people’s existing impressions of themselves–in other words, it exists entirely for self gratification.
Tag yourself in this post I’m @eyeb0t
The signs as this post:
eyeb0t: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius
ludocris: Pisces, Virgo
professorozpin: Gemini, Cancer, Aries
schneezusweiss: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus
FUFUCU FCk
have we come full circle in beautiful self-awareness
or are we an ouroboros, devouring ourselves into meme oblivion
I’m meme oblivion
I’m the Discourse
What the fuck
I’m the rock
someone do the signs as Austin, the “damn-ass-fucking-gay-damn-ass rock”, and the kid who fell
the signs in this video
Austin: Gemini,Aries,Capricorn, Leo
The damn ass rock: Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus, Scorpio
the kid who fell: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces
You wanna keep it and pee on it? No I wanna live
Why would nature do that to me
Any drug store on the world??? Like
A bodega is a feeling. They’re tucked away into buildings, usually the corner, but not always. Their windows are almost completely covered in lotto signs, posters, the occasional neon light. You can still see inside (obviously) but the windows aren’t filled with neatly organized weekly sales, or the big CVS/Walgreens/Duane Reade logos.
They’re not big and spacious with repetitive features and easy to identify isles like your average drug store. They’re small and homey, a unique feature for a place that is lit solely with flourecent lights. They usually have the local bodega cat (and you know a yuppie when they bitch about the cat), who sometimes lets you pet her. Their shelves are lined with snacks from obscure areas of the world, and knock off brands that somehow just taste better than the name brand. Sometimes household necessities are in their own isle, but usually theyre next to a variety of items like pet food, chips, cake mixes, cereal (it changes depending on your bodega). Coolers are filled with both alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks, sometimes humming, other times roaring because they’re fifteen years old and held together with ducttape and a stubborn refusal to replace them. And almost always there’s a deli that can give you a baconeggandcheese (all one word), in the morning and a chopped cheese whenever you’re craving it.
A bodega is not just a cornerstore, it’s the heart of a neighborhood. It’s where the kids go in the morning, swarming in to get drinks, snacks, breakfast, maybe even lunch. It’s where the tired third shifters and barely awake first shifters coming in to chat, pick up a coffee, a soda, a candy bar. It’s where you go after school, after work, late at night, in any mood or outfit.
A bodega is a brief window into the heart of New York. The one that isn’t tailored and refined by the rich, the suburbanites, the yuppies and the ever hungry universities. The one that keeps the city beating, even when all the Wall Street implants and commuters abandon ship.
A bodega is a feeling.
…You’ve literally just described a corner store