27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)
Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.
Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.
Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.
It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.
65/402 16% Danny Trejo
60/282 21% Christopher Lee
51/259 20% Lance Henriksen
41/211 19% Vincent Price
41/205 20% Dennis Hopper
41/204 20% Boris Karloff
39/209 19% John Hurt
33/117 28% Sean Bean
I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.
This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Oh also today I learned my dad wanted my middle names to be Orson-Pratchett and I’m convinced that he should never be able to name anything ever
nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds
That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
i have like a nearly photographic memory but only for like,,,,, creepy ass things. like i only remember something if recalling it is going to make me look like a fucking creep i feel like. a girl the other day lost her phone in my department and her and my coworker Dennis were looking for it and i was like “what’s going on? and Den was like “she lost her phone” and my creepy ass self was like “the white one? she handed it to her mother when she wanted to try out one of the bikes we have. her mother has it.” and the girl was like “no she gave it back i know it” but sure enough her mother came back in and was like “I have it I forgot you gave it to me when you wanted to try the bike out” and after the girl and her mom left dennis just looked at me and was like “holy shit jess”
gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh
Fair point
Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are
You forgot the T. Rex
Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!
The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.
