It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks
oh my god this is gives me the perfect opening to link to my favorite piece of investigative journalism of all time! she spent 14 hours at a TGI Friday’s to test just how bottomless the bottomless appetizers were.
fair warning, this will disillusion you from actually wanting to eat an infinite number of mozzarella sticks, and also it’s a long read, but it makes me laugh every damn time
