Ex Astris Scientia — need someone to fake marry me not for tax purposes...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thoodleoo

need someone to fake marry me not for tax purposes but so that my coworkers will no longer look at me expectantly whenever the topic of dating or marriage comes up

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okay everyone else shut up, this is the new plan