why don't you look at an image of some giant fucking garlic and maybe you'll calm down
ALT
It has the opposite effect on me.
Yeah, it excites me :)
“Garlic bread is just Bread with Garlic” this completely overlooks the gayness
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i saw this post the first time not noticing it was pest-bot who posted it and just… accepted it at face value
i was just like “yeah garlic bread is gay that sounds about right” and scrolled right by
Why buy expensive plants when you can work at your unis botany lab and “accidentally” bring home 23 individual succulents/rare plants over the course of 2 years
“it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
[drives over hitler’s death site]
Bloody amazing.
And you know what’s right next to it?
That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.
So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.
Makes ya think, doesn’t it?
Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*
America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*
Women, the streets near the car park are named after:
Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz
Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933
Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in
Trostinets extermination camp
reblog this forever
It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.
So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and
SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????
YEAH!!
The synopsis reads, "Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.
When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.
Jay Gatsby is a vampire."
That sounds amazing.
But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you
Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway
HELLO!?!?!?
People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers
no
you SAY they went bonkers
but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings
one toe over the starting line
looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves
bet
No. I do not need this. I do not need to buy these. I will dam the river of my bank account
my cousin got killed by one of these it clamped around her throat like a pit bull and wouldn’t let go . shook her to death
to the joker this is just a normal ant
So I think I might have just invented a mix seasoning
Amongst others it has paprika, garlic, onion, celery, lemon, chili pepper and some smoked salt and it’s fucking amazing
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self care is chasing a spoonful of garlic salt with 5 snack size bags of doritos then staring into the mirror until you stop being a person anymore
Do I hear a new cinnamon challenge
